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Exclamation [ultimate noob guide] - 12-20-2011, 01:38 PM

THIS GUIDE WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO BE ZEE...
ULTIMATE
ANNOYING
BIGGEST FAG
GAY ASS
N00B!!!


-This guide will show you the easy steps to being a ultimate noob


-Step 1-BEGGING-
Step 1 is a step you see carried out by level 3's that are just god dam lazy and cant be arsed to go click a few trees or monstores and earn some frinking money. This is a esential step to becoming a majour noob....
Try using phrases like "free stuff pl0x" or "i got hacked can i have a free million gp"


Step 2-ANOYING SENTENCES-
This is the most essential part to not only being the ultimate noob but the ultimate dick.... These are some phrases a class as 'nubish'...

"SIT" this is used by 'wana be cool n00bs who pk.... this is quite a ironic phrase because when your killed you actually go to your knees o.O

"Umadbro" this is the best way to show your noobiness by clearly showing your grammer is so nooby you dont even use spaces

" :auth ******" This is the best way to show you are a noob! anyone who dosent double check a code worth 100-150m is ither mega rich or jus the god dam best noob going ;D



-Step 3- NUB TRADING0
If you really wana be want to be a noob then you should definatly offer 100 d bones when some one says 'selling dfs' and never EVER check the price guide! Also dont forget to spam out fally park as fast as possible this will really piss people of and make you Teh Greatest NUB!

-Finally step 4-PKING
"Player killing" should be done in full rune with no boots or cape with a d scim and d sq sheild.... but rember your lobsters cus sharks are for boring people who can actually play the game . Also rember always xlog when your about to loose and rember if u do finally get killed smash your keyboard and mouse in a hissy fit and spam the person that killed you with anoying pm's


I hope i have made the way of the noob much clearer

Please post your reply on what you think

Follow these simple steps and everyone will be calling you a noob


Rember tell all your friend about this
And gimie some cookies





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Default 12-20-2011, 01:39 PM

i dont want them all on the server and u gonna teach them how do be a noob??



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Default 12-20-2011, 01:44 PM

i feel a sudden urge to cookie this because step for made me laugh
  
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Default 12-20-2011, 01:46 PM

I think that you are the leader of the noobs.




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Default 12-20-2011, 01:47 PM

the best to be any of these things is by making one of these useless guides.


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Default 12-20-2011, 01:54 PM

LMFAO. LOL'd IRL. This is the funniest shit ever.


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Default 12-20-2011, 01:56 PM

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i dont want them all on the server and u gonna teach them how do be a noob??
sorry but i have to spread my noobiness... i am zee king nub


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i feel a sudden urge to cookie this because step for made me laugh
Please doo


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I think that you are the leader of the noobs.
Funny one.....

and who ever "The Fatalist L Chris" is, i did not understand your post at all......

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LMFAO. LOL'd IRL. This is the funniest shit ever.
Ahaa thanks xD


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Default 12-20-2011, 02:00 PM

This isn't funny nor helpful, Needs to be closed > Archives.



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Default 12-20-2011, 02:05 PM

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This isn't funny nor helpful, Needs to be closed > Archives.
Not being funny but some people think it is funny...., and of course its not helpfull :/ i did debate on putting it in humour but it is technically a guide so heyhoo.... but i aint gonna be put down by your negativity so if you have the authority close it.........

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Oh wait u dont.......


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Default 12-20-2011, 03:18 PM

Kind of funny lol.
Though, you did just promote spamming at ::trade.. fail.





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