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Default 500 free condoms came in the mail :) - 10-01-2014, 07:08 AM

So I signed up for this thing awhile back called "The Great American Condom Campaign".

It's basically a thing to help promote safe sex, and if one of the people chosen, they want you to pass out condoms to people at school (for college). In the box comes with two packs of instructions/safety cards, and two stacks of $1 off coupons.

Already gave some to my roommate, my brother, and a couple friends, still a ton left.







Remember kids, safe sex is great sex.

Unfortunately they didn't have any extra small included, so I guess I have to give them all away..





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Default 10-01-2014, 07:31 AM

i dont use condoms with my gf xD

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Default 10-01-2014, 08:07 AM

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i dont use condoms with my gf xD

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Default 10-01-2014, 08:35 AM

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i dont use condoms with my gf xD

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Is that because:

a. You want a baby?
b. You're insanely stupid?
c. ^ + I'm religious and not allowed to use it?
d. No money for condoms?
e. You're trying to repopulate the world because you think there's going to be an apocalyptic event which will destroy all of humanity except you and your wife and newborn baby, which greatly improves the chance of repopulating earth again, and thereby saving humanity in general?

OT; Send me one.




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Default 10-01-2014, 08:43 AM

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Is that because:

a. You want a baby?
b. You're insanely stupid?
c. ^ + I'm religious and not allowed to use it?
d. No money for condoms?
e. You're trying to repopulate the world because you think there's going to be an apocalyptic event which will destroy all of humanity except you and your wife and newborn baby, which greatly improves the chance of repopulating earth again, and thereby saving humanity in general?

OT; Send me one.
why would he need to use a condom with a sock


  
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Is that because:

a. You want a baby? She takes the pill + if neede, pull-out yolo.
b. You're insanely stupid? We date at almost 8 months.
c. ^ + I'm religious and not allowed to use it? I am agnostic.
d. No money for condoms? College student, so nop.
e. You're trying to repopulate the world because you think there's going to be an apocalyptic event which will destroy all of humanity except you and your wife and newborn baby, which greatly improves the chance of repopulating earth again, and thereby saving humanity in general? 10/10 great film

My answer is d. + without condoms it feels ALOT better.

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I would ask you to send me one, but i don't like to pay 20euros in shipping.
  
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Default 10-01-2014, 09:27 AM

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Is that because:

a. You want a baby?
b. You're insanely stupid?
c. ^ + I'm religious and not allowed to use it?
d. No money for condoms?
e. You're trying to repopulate the world because you think there's going to be an apocalyptic event which will destroy all of humanity except you and your wife and newborn baby, which greatly improves the chance of repopulating earth again, and thereby saving humanity in general?

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a) no
b) sometimes?
c) lol.
d) definitely poor af
e) wat

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Default 10-01-2014, 09:40 AM

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a) no
b) sometimes?
c) lol.
d) definitely poor af
e) wat

girl on the pill + pullout everytime
You're defo one of mine.
  
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Default 10-01-2014, 10:02 AM

Surely this should be 18+, the 13 year olds on the forum will have no idea what these are.
  
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Default 10-01-2014, 10:12 AM

500 and you didn't get a single fruity one. Well shit.
  
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