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Default might kill myself - 12-17-2014, 02:30 PM

not really but holy fuck im in pain

ive had a 103 fever these past few days

ive been coughing up a lung

i havent shit in 4 days

i tried to shit today since my fever had gone down and i was able to leave my bed

i blew out a vein in my anus

in my fucking anus.

i now have hemorrhoids.

INB4 RUB SOME GORILLA GLUE ON IT

ive been sitting on ice for like an hour now




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Default 12-17-2014, 02:34 PM

What about, go to a doctor


  
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Default 12-17-2014, 02:35 PM

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What about, go to a doctor
i literally cant get out of my bed im in so much pain




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Default 12-17-2014, 02:39 PM

LOL

To shit, eat a copious amount of fiber one bars.

Fever, sit with ice pack on dome and back of neck.

Cough, drink a lot of water.

Hemorrhoid, you're fucked on that one.


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Default 12-17-2014, 02:41 PM

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LOL

To shit, eat a copious amount of fiber one bars.

Fever, sit with ice pack on dome and back of neck.

Cough, drink a lot of water.

Hemorrhoid, you're fucked on that one.
im laying in my sweat soaked bed quivering in pain clutching an ice pack to my anus. i may try to crawl into the shower later but at this moment i literally can not move




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im laying in my sweat soaked bed quivering in pain clutching an ice pack to my anus. i may try to crawl into the shower later but at this moment i literally can not move
Pop some xanax and zombie shuffle your way to the showerlands.


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Pop some xanax and zombie shuffle your way to the showerlands.
im out cash n xannies so thats not really an option rn




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Default 12-17-2014, 02:44 PM

Yea been there. Not the hemorrhoids but the organ-failure feeling fevers.

You should put some gorilla glue on it.

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Yea been there. Not the hemorrhoids but the organ-failure feeling fevers.

You should put some gorilla glue on it.

:----)
a little pain goes a long way with the anus




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Default 12-17-2014, 03:45 PM

Your life is interesting

tell me some more, what r u feeling rn


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