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Red face [GUIDE] A Successful house party [GUIDE] - 08-24-2010, 03:06 PM

are you thinking of hosting a house party?
BE SURE TO READ THIS!


1. The guests.

invite as many people as you can
post ur address on Facebook and other social networking sites.
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(and watch all the serial killers and rapists roll in)
the more people that come, the more your house gets trashed and most likely the police will show up at your front steps


2. drinks, food.

Set up many tables filled with different drinks, alcohol, mixers, shot glasses, grey goose...
the more glass that gets smashed, the more you'll have to clean up the next day
also ask people to bring their beer/drinks to reach a higher broken glass count (you've succeeded if you floor is completely covered with broken glass.)


3. security

try too keep all the rooms of the house accessible.
do not tape your fridge.
do not lock the bedrooms. (if the rooms smell good then you've succeeded.)
if you have and wine cellars, BINGO!
keep all your dads hunting equipment easy to access.
ladders to the roof always help.
oh last thing.
don't forget to allow everyone to smoke inside as it will make your life easier the next day.


anything i should add? let me know.
based on personal experience.

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Default 08-24-2010, 03:48 PM

lmfao, preeeety funny xD
but its not worth ruining my amazing "666" cewkie count over T_T


  
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Default 08-24-2010, 03:57 PM

Brilliance.

Pure brilliance.
  
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Default 08-25-2010, 12:04 AM

i lol'd hard :')






  
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Default 08-27-2010, 04:38 PM

Hahaha.
Confidence during party = +50
Confidence the next day = -51
  
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Default 08-27-2010, 05:00 PM

haha some of it could be real, others r obviously sarcastic, good though for some noob 12 year olds that may come through here



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Default 08-28-2010, 07:32 AM

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haha some of it could be real, others r obviously sarcastic, good though for some noob 12 year olds that may come through here
its completely sarcastic, i know a person that did this so thats why i got the idea to post it.
  
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Default 08-28-2010, 07:47 PM

Yah.. put this is your guide...

put your adress on facebook and watch all the serial killers and rapists roll in


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Default 08-30-2010, 07:17 PM

Oh, im definitely going to try this 10/10 FTW~!


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