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Default Loyal - 12-13-2012, 09:46 PM

My girlfriend invited me to her house where I found her sister alone. So I sat there waiting for my girlfriend while her unbelievably sexy sister was sitting there with me. A few moments go by, then she comes up next to me, and whispers in my ear 'we should have sex before my sister comes home'. I immediately got up and turned around to walk to my car. I found my girlfriend standing by the door, at which point she hugged me and said 'you've won my trust'. Moral of the story, always keep condoms in your car.

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Default 12-13-2012, 09:50 PM

l0000000000000000000000000000000000000000l I miss these kinds of jokes and my funny jokes app !
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Default 12-13-2012, 09:50 PM

Sounds like you found that on the internet tbh.

But if not good on you? Unless you were serious about condoms in the car... That's sad.

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Default 12-13-2012, 09:52 PM

Ahahaha, yes.

Funny as fuck, that's something I'd do.

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Default 12-13-2012, 09:58 PM

Old commercial...

Sometimes we just need a friend.
Someone to hold us when you can't stand.
Sometimes even to pretend like you matter for that split second that everything seems to be crashing down.
And sometimes it's just easier to say goodbye.

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Default 12-13-2012, 10:00 PM

Originally Posted by Mommy View Post
Old commercial...
Yes! Finally somebody remembers it.

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Default 12-13-2012, 10:04 PM

Trojan Condom Commercial - YouTube

took me 2 mins to find it.

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Default 12-13-2012, 10:12 PM

I haven't seen it before.
But I lol'd.
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Default 12-24-2012, 10:21 AM

Thats where I keep mine, right in the glovebox
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Default 12-24-2012, 10:25 AM

I knew heard this before.
Still funny.

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