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Default Need sexual advice. - 07-07-2014, 12:40 PM

First of all I want you guys to know that everything below is no bullshit and I'm really serious.

SO the problem is, I've recently got a girlfriend, but she's the worst sex partner I could imagine.

First day we did foreplay, she came. She said "Wow, that was so fucking good, you must do this alot.". Nice to hear, but I was left with a boner since she did not longer want to continue.

Second time, same story. Only I got mad and she gave me a hand so to speak. The problem is she almost ripped of my dick and that I have 2 1inch cuts in him now cause she was going at 150mph. DOn't know how she managed to do that the first time since I didn't break anything in 6 years.

Anyways, afterwards she was crying because I allways please her so good and that she failed me.

Any advice?


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Default 07-07-2014, 12:42 PM

fk er right in er pusi.

watch porn together srs she'll pick stuff up if shes inexperienced

edit: if its the 14 year old stop you fuck wit.


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Default 07-07-2014, 12:42 PM

Watch porn with her. Maybe, show her what she should be doing. Also, don't tell her it's good when it's not. If you pretend to like it, she will continue doing the same thing.
  
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ot; Let her practice more on you


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Default 07-07-2014, 12:44 PM

And what if she's not into that?


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Default 07-07-2014, 12:45 PM

What the fuck, I hope this isn't the 14 year old you sick fuck.

;;porn or practice

but seriously if this is the 14 year old i hope you go to jail
  
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Default 07-07-2014, 12:45 PM

Tell her how she should jerk u. Give her tips and the tip xd

Tell her to slow down n teach her k. Let her watch sexual education videos


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Default 07-07-2014, 12:47 PM

just tell her when you're out somewhere that you'll try to help & learn her.
she'll get it.

(don't say learn, say "improve")







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Default 07-07-2014, 12:47 PM

nah your asking for sex tips on sg i cant take this


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Default 07-07-2014, 12:52 PM

ofc shes shit in bed shes 14 you fucking idiot

yeah dump her if shes as bad as ur making out loooll


  
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