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Exclamation pickup lines homie. - 11-06-2010, 06:17 PM

kk these are some pickup lines ive heard from some of my bro's and off programs and movies.

1,)
damn girl, you must have saw feet coz u been runnin thru ma mind ALL DAY!!

2,)
your legs are special.your right leg is like christmas, your left leg is like thanks giving.
can i vist in between the holidays

3,)
girl! ehf yew waza door a would slam yew aneh day!!!

rate for more

cheers, lect hehehe
  
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Default 11-06-2010, 06:27 PM

LOL 2 and 3 are funny


  
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Default 11-06-2010, 06:32 PM

thanks
  
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Default 11-06-2010, 06:36 PM

It doesn't help that you type like a retard with a broken hand.




  
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Default 11-06-2010, 06:36 PM

I still think "You wanna get pizza and fuck?" is the best.
  
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Default 11-06-2010, 06:40 PM

''You must work at subway, cause you just gave me a footlong''
''If I flip this coin, what's the chance of getting head''
''Hi, this is where we first met''

^Win.




  
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Default 11-06-2010, 06:45 PM

"Is that a mirror in your back pocket? Because i see myself in your pants."


Lol mines win.


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Default 11-06-2010, 06:47 PM

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''You must work at subway, cause you just gave me a footlong''
''If I flip this coin, what's the chance of getting head''
''Hi, this is where we first met''

^Win.
These are better lmao.

And yeah work on your typing haha


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Default 12-22-2010, 09:14 PM

lol 2 is funny 1 is kinda cheesy


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Default 02-07-2011, 09:26 PM

This is supposed to be funny, nothing serious:
Come sit on my lap, and let's talk about the first thing that pop's up.



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