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Default Hello my brothers and sisters - 08-06-2014, 02:40 AM

Hello my brethren, I have come here to not only play this great game of Silabgarza, but to also spread the teachings of Brodin. He goes by many names, whether you know him as Brahweh, The Swolefather, Jebhrovahm or The All Spotter.

I have come to notice that we are all going through trying times, but let us take heart in knowing that we are all sons and daughters of Brodin, and that we can come together and be swole of heart, swole of spirit and swole of mind together and make this server great again.

Let us not do cardio and be tempted by false gains and weeaboos set upon us by Broki himself, let us strive for greatness on the path of iron and take worship in the Temples of Iron.

We must also acknowledge Broseidon, for without him and his unlimited supplies of protien shake sea our gains could not be.

We must also give thanks to Brah, the egyptian god of sole who powerlifts the sun throughout the day.

And also, to Brosiris for on the seventh day Brodin himself proclaimed, "Let there be rest for my sons who walk the iron path."

We must also acknowledge the Prophets of Brodin.

Brohammed (Swole Be Upon Him) - A messenger of Brodin (Allift) to fellow Brodinists, Brohammed taught the 3 Pillars of Swolam (Deadlift, Squat, and Bench Press).

Swolehartha Brotama Buddha - Taught the well known "yoga', with the blessings of brodin

Arnold Schwarzenegger Who proved that ordinary mortals could attain immortality through zealous devotion to Brodin.

I will also provide an excerpt from Gainesis which details the story of Brarash:

In a war between the brodinists and those of ill form, the brodinists had been driven back by those of ill form, as they kipped their way into the pecs of the brodinists. The brodinist commander, swole of mind and swole of speech, stopped the war, and made an agreement with the commander of the ill formed.
"The weight of the deadlift done on the highest mountain by the strongest child of brodin will equal to the size of the land of brodin!"
And so the war was at a standstill, the swole brodinists struggled to fit their massive bodies near the bodies of the weak, and none was certain that he was the strongest son of brodin, and did not want to deadlift on the highest mountain, for they were afraid, and their hearts were no longer swole.
But Brarash came forth and said:
"I will deadlift atop the highest mountain and reclaim our land!"
And so, he heard a voice, the voice of brodin in his ear. "Son, you must find the strongest steel to make thine bar from, for it must not fail under the weight of your plates! And you must find the heaviest stones to make thine plates from, for you must fit the most weight upon your barbell!"
And so, Brarash set out to the desert, in the mines, and found their best ore of iron, and made his own steel, and eventually barbell.
With barbell made, he looked for lead, the iron of the gods, and with it, made the thinnest 45 lb plates known to man.
Then he climbed to the top of mount brolympus, with barbell and plates on his back.
Once atop the mountain, he put the barbell down, and set up his weights. And plate after plate he put upon the bar, untill the bar was full.
None knew the weight of the bar at that point, for the weight was heavier than there was space on the earth.
The weaklings laughed. "even Brodin cannot lift such heavy weights!", they shouted.
The swole, hurt and astonished, did not know what to say. Some cried, some shouted, but most, they said "BRAHMEN!" to Brarash.
Enraged by the insult of the weak, Brarash decided to lift raw.
And both the swole and the weak gasped, as Brarash began to deadlift.
For 40 days and 40 nights, Brarash pulled, and never did his determination falter.
When the lift was finally done, the weak had ran away in fear. The swole celebrated, but Brarash was never seen again.
some say that his entire swole went into the deadlift, and that he died at the end.
Others say that at the top of the mountain, the bar still stands high, floating there, as a symbol to all to be swole!


I will conclude this by saying I hope we can unite under the common banner of Squats, Deadlifts and Bench Press in the Name of Brodin (Allift)

You can find me training my strength at rock crabs where I show my devotion for Brodin.

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Default 08-06-2014, 03:56 AM

spoken like a true son of Brodin (Allift)

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Who exactly are you?

I can't say a proper good bye without knowing who's leaving.




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Wheymen, brother.

May Brodin guide us as we make our journey to the iron temple.


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I can't say a proper good bye without knowing who's leaving.
go away u god damn infidel this is a man that speaks the word of Brodin!
we should welcome him with wide open arms whoever they might be


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go away u god damn infidel this is a man that speaks the word of Brodin!
we should welcome him with wide open arms whoever they might be
Oh I read it wrong, I thought this was his departure.

Welcome to the server I guess.




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Fucking ill form.

;; I look forward to praising bromin and consuming copious amounts of pre workout meals with thou.


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Welcometh and wheymen.




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