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Default Another one of these things... - 10-06-2011, 01:33 PM

Before I get into the juicy stuff, let's start off with a little story.

Last Monday I was absent from school. During my absence, my English teacher assigned a college essay to the class.

Now, due to my absence there was no way for me to find out what was required for this essay.

The next day during class when I finished my classwork and the teacher wasn't busy, I approached her and asked her for the details of the essay. Unfortunately, she said no and told me to come after school.

I couldn't stay after school because I had a huge project due today and I needed to get some research done. I spent all day after school on Tuesday researching. I couldn't even play SG because this research was THAT important.

On to Wednesday. During class I asked her the same question, this time I was able to stay after school. NOPE! She had a meeting to go to, so she told me to visit her class at 7:20 am (before school starts) and she will help me.

It's now Thursday, and I'm waiting outside of her classroom patiently anticipating her arrival.
It's now 7:25 am. SHE DIDN'T SHOW UP!

Now the essay is due TOMORROW and I have NO IDEA what the requirements are. Since she danced circles around me, and I am pretty much fucked regardless of what I do, I decided to at least turn something in for a grade. Anything is better than a 0, right?

So here is what I am going to send to her.

NO I DID NOT WRITE IT!

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Hope she fucking enjoys the amount of sarcasm, plagiarism, and the giant metaphorical "FUCK YOU" this essay provides.

It's 505 words. The only thing she said was that it had to be 500. I'll tell you guys what I get for a grade, and for comments.


ball cancer too, douches.
  
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Default 10-06-2011, 01:41 PM

lol. i like it. hope she shoves it down her throat and grasps the concept of this essay.


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Default 10-06-2011, 01:42 PM

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I couldn't even play SG because this research was THAT important.

no-lifer... .-.




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@Gir @Brittany any other server I try to play they make fun of me because they have seen this post
And they dont admit who they are because they are too pussy to do so and you know what would make me feel better? Wiping a warrior and dragon 2h

  
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Default 10-06-2011, 01:43 PM

Can't you get kicked out for plagiarism? .-.
  
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Default 10-06-2011, 01:55 PM

"Children Trust Me"

That made me literally LAUGH OUT LOUD.
  
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Default 10-06-2011, 01:58 PM

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Can't you get kicked out for plagiarism? .-.
I could honestly care less.

This school has been shoving their fists in my pooper and working me like a puppet ever since I came here.

Freshman year - I was scheduled a total of 5 credits for passing all my classes (5 is the required amount to be promoted to Sophomore year) out of the usual 7 credits (to give you wiggle room if you manage to fail a class).

My Italian teacher was a stuck up bitch who would always keep me after school for spinning my pencil around my fingers. Her excuse? It was distracting the class. I was sitting in the back, doing my work EVERYDAY. She failed me.

Repeating Freshman year - This time, I was given the classes I wanted, but for some reason I was always called down to the office. This is my good year.

Sophomore year - 10 credits needed to move onto Junior year. I set up my schedule so I could take and automotive class like I have been the past 2 years (freshman and repeating years) and a business class to get the required 1 business credit out of the way. Instead of getting Automotive, I get another business. That means 2 business classes (more than I need) and no automotive. Now, at my school if you get a class you didn't sign up for or you didn't get the class you wanted you can change your schedule to make it right.

I tried doing that, and they told me it wasn't an option.

Junior year - I sign up for automotive AGAIN. I have this year, and another year to fit in the 4 year automotive levels (1 level each year). Once again, they give me something I didn't need or want. I tried to go and get my schedule fixed, and once again they tell me it's not an option.

SENIOR YEAR - Instead of taking the normal English class, I was told I had to take one of 3 types of literature based classes. I chose the future because it's about technology and the future, which I find very interesting.

The class is honors level, but I get the credit of a CP class. Which means, I am doing more work for less payment basically. I wanted to switch to the normal English class (English 12). They told me it was removed from the available courses. (The class doesn't exist anymore).

If the class doesn't exist, tell me how 13 of my friends have it? Also, I was given a science class called Astronomy. It's a test course to see if students like it and do well. If so, they will introduce it as a full class. I don't need it to graduate, so I try to change it. ONCE AGAIN IT'S NOT AN OPTION!

Someone else I know asks to get the class removed from their schedule, and they allow him to? He does terrible in school and they let HIM DO THIS SHIT?!

So in short, this school has been hell for me. I don't care WHAT they do to me because of this essay. As long as I get my diploma and I get out of that school, I could care less.


ball cancer too, douches.
  
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Default 10-06-2011, 02:10 PM

Just ask a friend in the class? :S
  
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Default 10-06-2011, 02:13 PM

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Just ask a friend in the class? :S
I did, I asked about 5 people to get a general idea of what I have to do. I got a different answer each time.

"Write about an event that changed your life"
"Talk about someone who inspires you"
"Describe your greatest qualities"
"Explain why you think a college would accept you"
"Idk, dude. I'm gonna write about my childhood."

There's 1 topic we have to talk about. I couldn't get a single answer. Then the teacher pulled this bullshit with me, so this is what I'm going to pull with her.


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Default 10-08-2011, 06:00 PM

I actually enjoyed reading that; it was well-written.
And I loved the sarcasm lmao.





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I could honestly care less.

This school has been shoving their fists in my pooper and working me like a puppet ever since I came here.

Freshman year - I was scheduled a total of 5 credits for passing all my classes (5 is the required amount to be promoted to Sophomore year) out of the usual 7 credits (to give you wiggle room if you manage to fail a class).

My Italian teacher was a stuck up bitch who would always keep me after school for spinning my pencil around my fingers. Her excuse? It was distracting the class. I was sitting in the back, doing my work EVERYDAY. She failed me.

Repeating Freshman year - This time, I was given the classes I wanted, but for some reason I was always called down to the office. This is my good year.

Sophomore year - 10 credits needed to move onto Junior year. I set up my schedule so I could take and automotive class like I have been the past 2 years (freshman and repeating years) and a business class to get the required 1 business credit out of the way. Instead of getting Automotive, I get another business. That means 2 business classes (more than I need) and no automotive. Now, at my school if you get a class you didn't sign up for or you didn't get the class you wanted you can change your schedule to make it right.

I tried doing that, and they told me it wasn't an option.

Junior year - I sign up for automotive AGAIN. I have this year, and another year to fit in the 4 year automotive levels (1 level each year). Once again, they give me something I didn't need or want. I tried to go and get my schedule fixed, and once again they tell me it's not an option.

SENIOR YEAR - Instead of taking the normal English class, I was told I had to take one of 3 types of literature based classes. I chose the future because it's about technology and the future, which I find very interesting.

The class is honors level, but I get the credit of a CP class. Which means, I am doing more work for less payment basically. I wanted to switch to the normal English class (English 12). They told me it was removed from the available courses. (The class doesn't exist anymore).

If the class doesn't exist, tell me how 13 of my friends have it? Also, I was given a science class called Astronomy. It's a test course to see if students like it and do well. If so, they will introduce it as a full class. I don't need it to graduate, so I try to change it. ONCE AGAIN IT'S NOT AN OPTION!

Someone else I know asks to get the class removed from their schedule, and they allow him to? He does terrible in school and they let HIM DO THIS SHIT?!

So in short, this school has been hell for me. I don't care WHAT they do to me because of this essay. As long as I get my diploma and I get out of that school, I could care less.
If other people are able to change their classes, go those potato's what's up. It's pointless to take classes you don't need, or want. :L
  
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